The MadHouse Pro Travel Tips – Best Pick Up Lines
We’ve all been there – eyeing a cute guy or gal across the kitchen or dorm, and then finding yourself speechless when you finally manage to finagle a spot beside them in the lounge or bar. Never fear! We are here to help! Straight from the mouths of our guests and staff, here are some lines *guaranteed to make a stunning first impression.
Some used classic lines:
“In the style of How I Met Your Mother…….’haaaaaaaave you met _______” Marija, Lithuania
“I like that top on you…but it would look better on my bedroom floor.” Ricky, USA
“Is your father a thief?” [No] “Then how did he steal the stars and put them in your eyes?” Jordan, Canada
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I together!” Craig, UK
Some were more practical:
“Do a shot with me?” – Brittany, USA
“I’m Dutch, we don’t need pick up lines!” Sophie, The Netherlands
“Hi, I’m a guitarist. Where can I find guitar picks and magnum condoms?” Josh, Australia
“You dropped something” [what] “Your standards” Rich, USA
Some make you go ‘awww’:
“How much does a baby polar bear weigh?” [how much?] “Just enough to break the ice…Hi, I’m __________” Jenny, Canada
Some used their knowledge of Geography:
“Do you want an Australian Kiss?” [what’s that] “It’s a kiss down under.” – Evan, USA
“Do you have any Australian in you? Would you like some?” Dave, Australia
Some got political:
“Are you nervous about the elections? I hear Trump might try to deport you to heaven.” Zullo, USA
And some (most) were altogether too offensive to be shared in a public space. You’ll just have to come stay with us so we can tell you in person! What lines have we missed? Share them on our Facebook page.
*The MadHouse Prague is not responsible for any negative reaction and/or slapping that results from the use of any of these lines.